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the washington post profiles maury povich's predilection--and success--of the paternity test. [bugmenot login]

The paternity show, though, is the program's signature format, its franchise -- as well as its highest rated, helping "Maury" (3.8 million viewers daily) rank fourth this season among daytime talk shows, behind "The Oprah Winfrey Show," "Dr. Phil" and "Live With Regis and Kelly."

ifilm hosts a funny jimmy kimmel compilation of daytime paternity tests
btw, jimmy is great with great music guests...even without a tie

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