much ink (and many pixels) have been devoted to the 'asian miracle', including the ascendance of china economically, politically, etc.

but china also worries about the little things like protests, domestic animation, and strippers at funerals (via the uk reg)...
apparently scantily clad women are brought in to up the attendance at funerals. the gov't crackdown includes the ever helpful tip line with rewards
...i hope they pay out in dollar bills...

similar to the accented cow story, this story could have gone with multimedia aids